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October 9, 2009 6:44 pmNOBEL PRIZE FOR VPN ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED
Stockholm, Oct. 9, 2009 – The Nobel Prize for VPN administration was awarded today to Brian Weber of Watchung, New Jersey for his ground-breaking work implementing Feury Image Group’s remote access capabilities. Using nothing more than a frisbee and a cigarette lighter, Mr. Weber was able to change the subnet on FIG’s LAN, manage port assignment, route traffic in and out, and maximize performance while deploying and configuring new remote clients.
Hans Finngersmells and Vlad Rektalprobe, co-chairs at the prestigious Nobel Institute’s Technology Committee, said that Mr. Weber took the prize in first round voting. “All of the members were agreed that Mr. Weber’s work qualified for the prize and hoped that if he won he would tell them what he used the frisbee for.”
When asked for comment, Tom Vincent, an associate of Mr. Weber’s replied “Dude is f*cking awesome!” adding, “You guys from Sweden? You bring any of that righteous vodka?”
Other prize winners today included Barack Obama for something to do with peace.
Tom Vincent
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